You Know It's Time

Dude, It's Been Too Long.

My Awesome Detailer owner, eyebrow raised, pointing at his phone like you know it's time to book.

Your ride's exterior could use some love. We clean it up, touch it up, and slap on our ceramic booster so it leaves slick and glossy. All for $99.

$99Exterior touch-up + ceramic booster, on us
Claim Now → Text Us Your Best Excuse
Eh, maybe later

Tap a button, we write the text for you. You hit send and feel weirdly accomplished.

4.9★ · 200+ five-star reviews · Owner's Pride Top 40

"I have been to every drive-thru with you. Every road trip. Every I-will-clean-you-later. I ask for one thing. $99. Make me slick again." A message from your car

What this is

A Spruce-Up, Not A Teardown

This is for when your paint just needs a clean-up and some shine back. Not a full deep detail, just your exterior looking sharp again.

Claim Now →
We hear you

We Speak Fluent Excuse

Whatever you've been telling yourself, we've translated it. No judgment. Okay, a little.

"It's not that dirty."→It's that dirty.
"I'll wash it this weekend."→See you next spring.
"I'm waiting for it to rain."→It has not rained since March.
"It's got character now."→That's a fry from 2023.

Whatever yours is, tap it in below. We've heard worse, and we still made the car gorgeous.

Text Us Your Best Excuse
How it works

Three Steps

1

Tap Claim

We write the text for you. Revolutionary, we know.

2

We Reply

Mark texts back like an actual person and grabs you a time.

3

Come In

Drop it off dusty, pick it up glossy. Main-character energy.

Later Says Hi

You tapped "maybe later." Bold. Later also says the car's still dirty. Later has always been a little unreliable like that. Anyway, it's still $99 and the booster's still on us.

Fine, Claim It →

Your Excuse, Or Your Shine?

$99, ceramic booster on us. We confirm your time by text.

Claim Now → Text Us Your Best Excuse