Let Us Take Your Car On A First Date. $99. That's The Whole Ask.
No commitment, no ring, no pressure. Just you, us, and one really good looking coat of ceramic. Nobody in this industry lets you try it first. We do.
Under 1 year old or under 15,000 miles. That's the only rule. We're picky about a first date too.
The Problem
Right now, this industry
only offers you two kinds of dates.
Both of them suck.
The Bargain "Ceramic"
The $499 "ceramic coating" special. No real prep, a cheap one-year spray slapped on and passed off as the real thing. Looks great in the parking lot, gone by winter. You already knew it was too cheap to be real. You were right. That's not ceramic. That's wax in a lab coat.
The Expensive Stranger
Or hand $1,800 to $2,500 to somebody you've never met, never watched work, and don't trust yet. That's not a relationship. That's an arranged marriage with a guy holding a buffer.
Nobody lets you actually try it first. Nobody wants to date you. They all want to skip straight to the vows.
So We Flipped It
These detailers don't want to
court nobody. We do.
No wining, no dining, no getting to know you. We are not asking you to fall in love with us sight unseen. We have all heard love is blind. It is not that damn blind.
So we built a first date. The $99 ceramic tryout. You get to see us work, feel what real ceramic actually does to your paint, and decide for yourself if we're worth a second date. Low lights, high gloss.
A first date is supposed to leave you wanting more.
The Date
Here's how our first date goes.
$99. One flat price. Every bit of it real, every bit of it honest.
Full bay strip-down, full wash, full decontamination. Iron decon and clay. Your paint comes out squeaky clean, the way a first impression should be.
A 30-day ceramic sealant goes on top. For one full month she stays slick, glossy, and water-repelling. Rain beads up and rolls off. Washing gets easy. She struts.
We polish the paint. Not to chase swirls, but to deep-clean and exfoliate it so the ceramic actually grabs and lasts. What we save for the real coating is the full correction and the thick, multi-year, self-healing layer. This is the taste. That's the main course.
And She Still Does This
Slick, glossy, and water-repelling.
For one month straight. That's the date.
Real ceramic on real Auburn vehicles. The full coating keeps it this way for years. The $99 gives you 30 days to find out why people pay for that.
Fair Warning
You're Going To
Fall In Love.
We've watched it happen a hundred times. You live with real ceramic for thirty days, and something changes. You start hand-washing on Sundays. You park a little farther from the cart corral. And when that sealant fades, you miss it.
Most of you come back and commit to your vehicle for the long haul. The real coating. The whole thing. And honestly? We're completely okay with that.
The Confession
Why would we date you for $99?
Full transparency. Because it works. You live with real ceramic for a month, you meet the shop, you see we're not clowns, and most of you come back and let us make it official.
And if you do step up to a full coating, 100% of your $99 credits toward it. Every dollar. The full packages get the full correction, the thick multi-year self-healing coating, and insurance-backed, nationally warrantied coverage. The $99 is just how we say hello.
One Rule
We don't date just anybody.
Paint this new is still clean underneath. So we can run the prep, polish it up, lay the sealant, and give you a genuinely accurate taste of what living with ceramic feels like. Shorter term, sure. But real.
FAQ
Quick Answers
Newer Car, Decent Paint? Let's Go On A Date.
No payment now. Mark reaches out to lock in your 99-dollar first date and get you on the calendar.
No payment now · Mark reaches out to set it up · We'll bring the gloss, you bring the car
Will You Go On A Date With Us?
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